February 2011
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Feb 1st
Feb 1st
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January 2011
43 posts
It's January...
And I’m sitting in a T-Shirt out on my balcony eating breakfast!  I FUCKIN LOVE THIS PLACE!!!  I also think I found the cute guy across the courtyard on Grindr/Facebook… If he ever read this I would sound like a stalker, wouldn’t I?  God I just need to make some friends here! 
Jan 30th
If you give a bird some alchocol...
Jack: Karen! I can't believe you killed it! How could you give a bird alchohol!?
Karen: Well it's a lot harder than you think! First I tried to pin it down with an ashtray and pry open its beak with a pair of ice tongs.... ultimately I just dunked it head first inta my glass.
Jan 28th
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I busted my fooooooot!
Dancing around my office trying to do ballet… This is the story of my life.  It’s propped up with a bag of ice :-( 
Jan 27th
“You’re gunna hear it… I gotta pee… I got a heavy flow...”
– Guess…
Jan 26th
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I'm drinking wine... from a beer glass... on a...
I’m not sure if this is a high point or low point of my life…
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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mscott: I adore Pink. I totally cried. OMG me too!  Love it
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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I just cried during American Idol...
WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME!?!?!?!?  MY COLD HEARTED BITCHINESS IS MELTING!!!!
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Goal for this month - get to 300 followers.
What do I need to do!?
Jan 18th
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The scariest sentence in the world.
spramped: underadiffname: “I found your Tumblr.” Why did I laugh so hard at this!  OMG soooooo been there!
Jan 18th
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I am not now, nor have a ever been a Las Vegas...
I…. Am a Headliner!
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Ok... So here's the sitch!
So - as some of you may know - I’ve been in Atlanta since June 2010.  It is now January of 2011 - am i right?  Well - I have succeeded in making approximately 2 of my own friends (AKA - not Janson’s friends, as much as I like all of them and we get along swimmingly!)  It’s one of those things that I feel a person just needs their own friends!  Say - for example - he makes me mad...
Jan 16th
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I'm Alive! JSYK!
:-)
Jan 16th
Going to lunch to meet a new friend!
Fingers crossed he’s not a psycho… yes… he is one of the Grindr guys that I said I just wanted to be friends with.  We’ll see how it turns out!  I’m going to be at the Hob Knob Tavern on Piedmont Ave.  If you have my number, check on me to make sure I’m not dead! lol
Jan 16th
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Photo Shoot
So Adam Bouska is doing a NOH8 photo shoot at the W Midtown here in ATL today.  I really wanted/want to go - unfortunately my confidence is like BLUGH and J is at work, so I don’t want to go alone.  :-(  I also haven’t had a haircut and I’m not going to feel pretty enough to be there.  
Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
Jan 12th
“Latino…nice balls… ”
– ‘Nuff said… mmmkay!
Jan 12th
Mentally preparing to be iced in again tomorrow...
That means OD’ing on sleeping pills and getting out my warm clothes so I can hike to starbucks.
Jan 12th
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sidestep: Regional Dialect Meme (Todd - 24, from MA | Janson - 23, from GA) Say These Words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught Now answer these questions: What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a...
Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Wahoo Snow!
-Office is closed. -Janson is calling out of work (Because the mall is greedy as hell and is asking employees to risk their lives to actually go to work) -I get to work from home.  -It’s pretty outside because unlike up north - when it snows - they just leave it there instead of plowing and sanding and salting and making it ugly!
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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One of my new year's resolutions was to eat...
bradley23: Love this! Love her! Love food!
Jan 9th
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Ugh... Tumblr is so much better than real life...
I just sent a message to that Grindr guy and I feel like I’m going to puke.  I’M ONLY LOOKING FOR FRIENDS!  It’s not like I just asked him on a date that could decide the rest of my romantic life!  To be totally honest - I almost didn’t write to him because I think he is too pretty to be seen with me.  Sad, huh?  I’m going out to get coffee before this snow storm...
Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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Ab workout.
imnotheretomakefriends: Start as many text message conversations as you can. Place phone on night stand. Lay on bed with legs nearest night stand. Every time someone responds, use your abs to sit up. Grab phone and write response. Place phone back on night stand. Lay back down. Repeat 4-7. This one’s for you babe!  You’re gunna be skinny!!!
Jan 7th
“I fell asleep last night at 4:00 AM, butt-ass naked and hungry!!”
– Toddma, on his New Year’s Eve (via sidestep)      Haha I’m classy…
Jan 2nd
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