January 2010
137 posts
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My pizza needs to get here so i can get in bed and crash…
December 2009
199 posts
As I cried out, like in Latin, "This is so not...
japprove:
(via jtaylor)
oh spring.
Let me teach you how to handle all the sadness in your soul!!! It’s the bitch of living, as someone you can’t stand!
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Watch:-)
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT!!!
My mother just walked in my room without announcing herself. I was naked. As she walks down the stairs, I say - “I’m naked”… she continues walking in and then laughes, throws my jacked on my couch, and walks away.
NO! I’m seriously getting a lock for my door. F THIS!
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YOU LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE IN THE SNOW!!!!!!
YES!
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Dear Starbucks -
It’s almost January. Please turn off the air conditioning. K thanks!
runmartinrun:
i’m afraid of what might happen to my fingers if it gets any colder in my office…
Weird… I’m afraid of what might happen if I continue working from my bed… I suppose I should shower soon?
IM from coworker...
“Hi Todd, are you working today?”
Wow - if ever there was a time to lie!!! FML
Looks like it's another night with my body pillow.
jesseboy:
The cuddle contraption that never returns the hugs.
Me toooooo kid, me toooo :-(
Tabatha's salon takeover...
Is doing an mans salon in a gay neighborhood… Annnnd ratings through the roooooooof!!!
Ahhhhhh!!!
MacBook Air or MacBook Pro???
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I love your taste taylorinrva!
(via iwasjustsayin)
Tha’s ma gurl!!! Hey Tay Tay!!!
mani pedi?
bostongrits:
Of course!
Gurly Jelli? Of course! :-P
White Russian for lunch!?! Don’t mind if I do!!!
Annnnnd this guy is leaving work and going home!
I have no power, no hot water, no heat, it’s freezing outside and I think I’m losing my voice! Happy Tuesday!
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It's officially time to delete MySpace...
Creeper: want to hang out
Todd er04: who are you?
Creeper: john
Todd er04: well john... im updating my resume... so nows not really a good time...
Creeper: what would you like to do
Todd er04: ha well i'd like to update my resume so i can apply for jobs
Todd er04: you're the one that asked, i assumed you had a thought
Creeper: what do you like doing
Creeper: what are you up to doing
Creeper: what would you like to do do if we meet up
Creeper: want to jerk each other off
Creeper: what do you say
Todd er04: um no - my boyfriend would not appreciate that
Creeper: oh ok
Creeper: your myspace says single
Creeper: sorry
I quit...
I need to get the FUCK OUT OF HERE.
I pay rent - I deserve privacy - this whole “it’s my house” thing is really getting old.
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I'm going home to sweat until my hip bones stick...
Apparently "Boi" is not an acceptable word...
According to the Words with Friends app…
Wanna buy me a ticket??
sidestep:
Alright, kids… How do I get a cheap flight to one of these places (updated):
Boston (BOS)
Binghamton (BGM)
New York (LGA, JFK, or EWR)
Hartford (BDL)
Providence (PVD)
Albany (ALB) - thanks, babe =)
leaving from this place:
Atlanta (ATL)
for about a week starting on or around this date:
January 10th
For a reasonable price?
Somebody help this poor boy! I would feel...
I love getting to work early...
If for no other reason, I get a parking spot under the bridge (which is nice on days like today when it’s snowing and I won’t have to brush off my car later) and i get quiet time in the office by myself where I can talk to myself, or on the phone, or play whatever music I want without bugging other people.
Happy Monday :-)
Ohhhhh annnnnnnd I smell amazing today - insta-boner. ;-)
Ha! F UUUUUUUUU!!!! :-)
That is all! Yay!
secret
3ofswords:
i’m wearing my unlucky pink man-panties tonight. (tee-hee)
pictures or it didn’t happen!
Sir… You’re in a restaurant… its not snowing… Take off your fucking snow pants and ski boots you snobby tourist asshole. K thanks bye!
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:-) He got it!!
Christmas Checklist
Wake Up - Check!
Talk to boy - Check!
Shower - Check!
Eat Breakfast - Check!
Open Presents - Check!
Give Mom present that made her cry - Check!
Watch old corny Xmas Movie - Check!
Take nap with glass of vodka - ________________
Wake up and drink more vodka - _________________
Stuff face with dinner and vodka - _________________
Take nap with glass of vodka - ________________
Possibly...
Watching white Christmas for the first time...
I thought Bing Crosby was Bill Cosby… I was wrong.