January 2012
10 posts
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. J!!!
I mean Sidestep :-)
Oh yeah - BEST gay weekend ever!
My uncle came to visit from DC. So I picked him up at the airport and we went straight to the tanning salon. Then we went to get mani/pedi’s (he’s 43 and has never been to a spa…ever!) I validated his gay card. We came home, showered, then went out to dinner at a gay restaurant, then spent the night singing showtunes and lady gaga at a gay piano bar! We got up Saturday and...
There's a new boy y'all!
I should say MAN! He’s super duper sweet - he lives across the street (aka I can see in his windows at night! SCORE!) He’s 38 and makes me feel so comfortable and has an adorable puppy named Ellie :-) He’s an amazing kisser. One day at a time!
We are making dinner together at his place tomorrow. I’m excited like a 24 year old gay man at a Zac Effron book movie!
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When I move
camcron:
I am going to properly investigate the amount of door slamming, child screaming, and general thrashing about that can be heard in the building before I move into a new place.
Preach it sister! My door is right next to the trash chute. Stupid. My direct neighbor is gutting and renovating his entire condo. Stupid. The family across the hall likes to lock their 3 year old out in the...
I think it's gunna be a long long time...
‘til touch down brings me round again to find, I’m not the man they think I am at home, Oh no no no I’m a rocket man!
Rocket Man! Burning out his fuse up here a-lone……….
Am I a bad person?
my friend from DC just told me that he didn’t do well on his LSAT’s and that he was really sad… my response… “it’s tough being stupid…maybe it’s time to accept that you’ll never be more than a middle class ambulance chaser.”
December 2011
9 posts
WatchHappy fucking Sunday.
How do I fuck shit up so quickly??
Oh right, I’m a complete mental basket case. FYI… Jealousy, testing, and insecurity… Not good ways to ask someone to date exclusively.
Updaticus Maximus
Hellurrrr! I miss ur squishy little faces! I’ve been in the car a lot if you couldn’t tell from my posts. Life is very busy, it’s also a bitch. Work is going well, got a raise this week! Woot! I have already exceeded my planned credit card debt for my two years in midtown. It’s been 5 months…. Go me! I’m going home for a week starting on the 22nd…...
November 2011
11 posts
Boys are all a big disappointment.
3 tags
How is it that I have Strep AGAIN!?!?!?
I’m never putting another foreign object in my mouth again!
I really need to stop just buying things without...
I just paid $1000 for new tires… WTF!
Seriously? FML...
Cher must be trying to see how much I can handle… (I refer to my God as Cher)…
October 2011
29 posts
I was propositioned by a homeless man while...
And I quote… “How much for that pussy? It won’t take long”…
I looked like a hooker!?!? GO ME!!!!
Well...
My feet are numb, I was in at least 20 pictures, 3 TV interviews, and my legs are pretty kick ass! I’ll say tonight was a win!
Sometimes I want to be a squirrel...
Run around the park all day stuffing nuts in my mouth… They seem so happy! I’ve never seen a sad squirrel!
Things I think about while sitting outside the White House staring at a hott bike cop’s ass.
The Google NYC office is officially the coolest...
Free food, games, scooters, awesome decor… I’m moving back to NY to work here!
OMG OMG OMG!!!
Ryan from The A-List NY was just walking behind me on W 4th! He’s just as fabulous in person! Well… He looks it… I wanted to say hello but I probably would have screeched like a 12 year old at an N’Sync concert! And I just aged myself… Replace N’Sync with Justin Bieber?
@camcron
October 22-26th!! I’ll be there bitch!!
1 tag
I've been hanging out with Gay twins...
I didn’t know they existed. Hottest shit EVER! :-)
Parade Win!
At the parade this afternoon… This adorable little gay boy jumped off his float, weaves through the crowd, and hands me a pair of underwear. They were just throwing them to everyone else. He picked me out and it kinda made me feel good about myself. Then the PFLAG parents walked by and I cried because I miss my mom. I’m so over being single.
The End.
