TODDMA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. J!!!

I mean Sidestep :-)

Oh yeah - BEST gay weekend ever!

My uncle came to visit from DC.  So I picked him up at the airport and we went straight to the tanning salon.  Then we went to get mani/pedi’s (he’s 43 and has never been to a spa…ever!)  I validated his gay card.  We came home, showered, then went out to dinner at a gay restaurant, then spent the night singing showtunes and lady gaga at a gay piano bar!  We got up Saturday and got facials ( i look amazing!)  went to some super expensive furniture stores where the salespeople kept trying to make us a couple - so I started calling him Daddy and asking him to buy me things.  He didn’t like that too much.  :-)  Then we came home and took a nap while the Glee all day marathon played on TV.  Showered, went to another gay restaurant - then went to the Daddy/Bear/Leather gay bar! 

MLK weekend = Epic Win! 

There’s a new boy y’all!

I should say MAN!  He’s super duper sweet - he lives across the street (aka I can see in his windows at night!  SCORE!)  He’s 38 and makes me feel so comfortable and has an adorable puppy named Ellie :-)  He’s an amazing kisser.  One day at a time! 

We are making dinner together at his place tomorrow.  I’m excited like a 24 year old gay man at a Zac Effron book movie! 

Picture of the puppy to follow!  She wanted to be on the bed soooooo bad!

When I move

camcron:

I am going to properly investigate the amount of door slamming, child screaming, and general thrashing about that can be heard in the building before I move into a new place.

Preach it sister!  My door is right next to the trash chute.  Stupid.  My direct neighbor is gutting and renovating his entire condo.  Stupid.  The family across the hall likes to lock their 3 year old out in the hall and let her scream bloody murder at 6am. Stupid.  The Asian lady (very sweet) cooks some nasty smelling shit!  Stupid.

I think it’s gunna be a long long time…

‘til touch down brings me round again to find,
I’m not the man they think I am at home,
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man!

Rocket Man!  Burning out his fuse up here a-lone……….

Am I a bad person?

my friend from DC just told me that he didn’t do well on his LSAT’s and that he was really sad… my response… “it’s tough being stupid…maybe it’s time to accept that you’ll never be more than a middle class ambulance chaser.”